Going 'shopping'

She's not one for coyness, our Evie, but for sometime now she has used 'going shopping' as a cover story for having a great big dump.

1. Collect dolly or teddy in pushchair
2. Ask for a shopping list. "Juice Mummy?" "Daddy, apples?" "Meat, Jesus?"
3. Count the items off on fingers, rolling eyes back in head
4. Go into the hall and stink the place up.
5. Arrive back from the shops.